Fired LAUSD Teacher’s New Youtube Channel: The Jews “Should Be Shot!”
If you’re like me, for the past seven days you’ve been obsessed with one pressing concern – will anti-Semitic LAUSD part-time teacher and Occupy L.A. protester Patricia McAllister recover after being fired by her school district for advocating the expulsion from America of all “Zionist Jews.”
Well, folks, we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief. Ms. McAllister, also known as “Kenan Thompson’s worst drag character yet,” has landed on her feet (and, luckily, not on anyone else, which would have proven fatal to the other party). The plucky, Jew-hating former-educator has started her own Youtube channel, and in the course of just a few days, she’s built it into a one-stop-shopping outlet for all your “kill the Jews” needs.
Her list of favorite videos includes such heavy intellectual fare as “The U.S. is Israel’s Bitch” and “Expulsion of the Jews.” Also included are videos explaining how the Jews were behind 9/11, how the Jews are the antichrists, how the Jews control our minds, and how the Jews manipulate our money. Oh, and there’s a loving tribute to the Nation of Islam’s Louis Farrakhan.
Word of Patty Mac’s channel is spreading like crematorium fire among Youtube’s Nazi community. Youtube user “Catsalive1” posted on the channel about how “the Jews” are buying up condemned properties in order to force gentiles to move into them (damn, he’s onto our plan!). “Clownfish51” wrote “I TOTALLY support your view. Yes I have observed the behavior of the ‘people’ you speak of. The Jews are NOT our friends. Ask the Jews to please explain the logic of their False Flag ops. Please don’t scare me jews.” And “JEWSHAVERUINEDUSA” (damn, what a catchy user name…I’m surprised it was still available) employed the secret weapon of all great Internet intellects – the most powerful tool in the online debater’s arsenal, the one thing guaranteed to silence any fools who attempt to refute the awesomeness of an argument…ALL CAPS!
“PATRICIA IS SPEAKING THE TRUTH…!!! IT IS TIME TO CLEAN THE HOUSE….THROW THESE TRAITORS AND PARASITES OUT OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND WHITE HOUSE…I AM SORRY TO SAY BUT OBAMA HAS TO GO AS WELL. HE IS JEWISH PUPPET…SAME AS BUSH AND CLINTON BEFORE HIM…!!!”
Writing with the straight-to-the-point simplicity that earned him the title of Indiana’s leading anti-Semite, Gabe Rivera posted that the Jews “should be shot.” For those of you who aren’t familiar with Rivera, he’s a local legend in Bloomington, Indiana, where he regularly shows up at city council meetings to berate the attendees with hate-filled monologues and horrific folk music (and frankly, if I had to choose between the two, I’d take the monologues. I really hate folk music, even when it doesn’t call for my death). In 2010, Rivera was fired from his tech support job at Indiana University for harassing coworkers with his anti-Jewish tirades (Indiana U’s Jew-hating tech support needs are now farmed out to Pakistan).
Immediately after Rivera left his “Jews should be shot” comment, Patty Mac friended him. Ah, kismet! I sense a budding romance.
For her part, McAllister reassures her Youtube family, “I thank you all for your support, and I will continue to work to get our Federal Reserve bank out of the hands of these Wall Street, Fed, Zionist Jew bankers.” And, with absolutely no understanding of the inherent irony, Kenan, I mean Patty, pledges to keep her comments section free from Jewish “haters” (that is, Jews who hate her, not those who hate Jews…their comments are welcomed).
Patty also uploaded her own video of her experiences at Occupy L.A. Displaying a mastery of Windows Movie Maker that would theoretically impress a seven-year-old who’s been imprisoned in a Skinner box his entire life, she uses fancy wipes and movie-themed templates to tell the dramatic story of a bunch of morons who enjoy banging drums and writing in chalk on the sidewalk. In one incredibly tense scene, a graffiti artists runs out of colored chalk while McAllister is filming. But don’t worry, she…wait, no – I don’t want to spoil the surprise.