Occupy L.A. Protester: “Keep Me Off the Stripper Pole!”
After weeks of failing to come up with a cohesive list of constructive demands to justify their five-week-long Phish concert outdoor afterparty, at least one Occupy protester has issued a concrete demand guaranteed to kill the totally crunchy buzz of her male counterparts. An attractive young woman was seen at the Occupy L.A. protest with a sign reading “Keep me off the stripper pole and in the text books.”
Apparently, that’s supposed to be a threat of some kind. Because, of course, what the world needs is fewer strippers and more unemployed young women with taxpayer-funded degrees in “Lesbian-Feminist Approaches to the Clicking Language of the Khoikhoi Tribe of the Kalahari.”
I really hate to break it to this young lady that most of her male counterparts would probably prefer to see her up on a pole rather than having her bore them to suicide with recollections of how she never truly started to live until she read Andrea Dworkin in her feminist studies class (now THERE’S a woman I would have paid to NOT see on a pole…*shudder*).
Obviously, the young woman with the sign hasn’t considered that there are jobs other than stripping that can help pay a young person’s way through college. And I’m sure she’s blissfully ignorant of the simple fact that whether she’s stripping or getting a taxpayer-funded education, it’s still strangers throwing money at her.
At least the guys in the strip club are getting a concrete ROI.
The “stripper pole” protester can be found in the video taken at the Occupy L.A. protest by fired LAUSD part-time teacher and full-time Jew-hater Patricia McAllister. Among other scenes in the video which the “mainstream” media hasn’t felt the need to show us: posters of Obama as Hitler (courtesy of the Lyndon LaRouche lobotomy-cases), posters of Obama placed on the ground for people to walk on (oooh, imagine if nasty old TEA PARTY folks had done that!), and parents forcing their kids to write Occupy L.A. protest signs.