Occupy L.A. Protester: “Keep Me Off the Stripper Pole!”

After weeks of failing to come up with a cohesive list of constructive demands to justify their five-week-long Phish concert outdoor afterparty, at least one Occupy protester has issued a concrete demand guaranteed to kill the totally crunchy buzz of her male counterparts. An attractive young woman was seen at the Occupy L.A. protest with a sign reading “Keep me off the stripper pole and in the text books.”

Apparently, that’s supposed to be a threat of some kind. Because, of course, what the world needs is fewer strippers and more unemployed young women with taxpayer-funded degrees in “Lesbian-Feminist Approaches to the Clicking Language of the Khoikhoi Tribe of the Kalahari.” 

The young lady in question.

I really hate to break it to this young lady that most of her male counterparts would probably prefer to see her up on a pole rather than having her bore them to suicide with recollections of how she never truly started to live until she read Andrea Dworkin in her feminist studies class (now THERE’S a woman I would have paid to NOT see on a pole…*shudder*).

Obviously, the young woman with the sign hasn’t considered that there are jobs other than stripping that can help pay a young person’s way through college. And I’m sure she’s blissfully ignorant of the simple fact that whether she’s stripping or getting a taxpayer-funded education, it’s still strangers throwing money at her.

At least the guys in the strip club are getting a concrete ROI.

The “stripper pole” protester can be found in the video taken at the Occupy L.A. protest by fired LAUSD part-time teacher and full-time Jew-hater Patricia McAllister. Among other scenes in the video which the “mainstream” media hasn’t felt the need to show us: posters of Obama as Hitler (courtesy of the Lyndon LaRouche lobotomy-cases), posters of Obama placed on the ground for people to walk on (oooh, imagine if nasty old TEA PARTY folks had done that!), and parents forcing their kids to write Occupy L.A. protest signs.

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4 Responses to “Occupy L.A. Protester: “Keep Me Off the Stripper Pole!””
  1. She’s a decent lookin’ gal. & once she figures out that she can trade her dignity for cold hard cash (instead of “up twinkles” in strange tents) you won’t be able to pry her off that pole with a crowbar.

  2. dur says:

    this website isn’t witty or funny and there isn’t a ring of truth to anything posted. Quit picking on smart young women who are merely trying to make a statement that there is something fatally wrong with the way things are working in our country and most of the world. I applaud because she did exactly what she came to…. attract attention for the cause and spread awareness. you guys (on this website) are just too blind and ignorant to see any other side, and it’s very sad to realise how far along we are from moving forward in solidarity with ideas that most of the country (and people of the world) feel strongly about. it’s ok though, once most of you ignorant maniacs all die off the new, intelligent and blossoming generations will have the floor, and make our soceity the beauty it has the potential to be.

  3. Lucy says:

    Shit. I am a strongly opinionated liberal, but people are surely entitled to political views. However, this “article” crosses the line. Regardless of what you believe about the OWS movement, your statements are sexist and incredibly offensive. Let’s dissect the most off putting string of words in this godforsaken body of text. “I really hate to break it to this young lady that most of her male counterparts would probably prefer to see her up on a pole rather than having her bore them to suicide with recollections of how she never truly started to live until she read Andrea Dworkin in her feminist studies class (now THERE’S a woman I would have paid to NOT see on a pole…*shudder*).” Firstly, the fact that you state that she should base her career decisions on what her male counterparts find more interesting shows clearly that you believe a woman’s purpose is to please men. Secondly, saying that you hate to break it to her, and then continuing with your pig-ish thoughts proves that you seem to think women give a shit, or should give a shit, about what putrid men who roam around strip clubs prefer rather than what they believe, again, showing that you believe a man’s thoughts to be more important. I’m not going to waste my time explaining how the rest of your awful writing is sexist, but I will say this, no matter how stupid you find this woman’s words, I can assure you that yours are far more stupid and empty of truth and importance. I suggest you find another hobby.

    • The article is saying that the woman is apparently unaware that her fellow protestors would like to see her naked. That is saying something about the morality of the protestors.

      On second thought, why did that woman create a sign? She’s assuming that OWS people can READ and UNDERSTAND. You can do neither.

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