END-OF-YEAR HOUSECLEANING PART 2: The Islamic Apologist from “Cracked”

Israeli Envoy Summoned to Paris for Meeting with Insane Imbecile

Paris (AP) – The Israeli envoy in Paris, Daniel Korentz, was summoned to the French Foreign Ministry on Monday by government officials concerned about Israel’s plan to build more settlements in the “occupied” West Bank and East Jerusalem. The French government has been an outspoken supporter of recent Palestinian attempts to gain U.N. recognition, and […]

“R is for Retard” – PBS “Million Puppet March” Organizer Calls Me a “Retard”

* Tolerance, thy name is Chris Mecham. The co-organizer of the much-ballyhooed “Million Puppet March” (formerly the “Million Muppet March”) that was held in Washington DC the weekend before the election doesn’t seem to like satire, at least not when it mocks his attempts to keep Sesame Street’s mouth firmly affixed to the government teat. […]

As Hamas Rockets Continue, U.S. Hospitals Report Epidemic of Broken Asses

* (AP) — “At first I thought it was just an odd coincidence,” Dr. Matthew Chen, attending physician at Manhattan’s Beth Israel Medical Center, told the AP. “Over the weekend, we noticed more and more people coming to the ER complaining of broken asses, with a commensurate number coming in with broken toes. My colleagues […]

Post-Election Analysis Shows Obama Campaign Slogan Made Decisive Swing-State Difference

* (AP) – An exhaustive post-election analysis conducted by the Center for Electoral Data Research (CEDR) at Allegheny College’s Budd Dwyer Memorial School of Political Science has determined that a surprising factor made a decisive difference in President Obama’s victory in almost every important swing state – his choice of campaign slogan. “We conducted very […]

Hollywood Lib Group Uses S&M Stripper to Blast GOP for “Misogyny”

Dementia frequently precedes death. And in the days before the November 6th election, the left has gone from typical lunacy to full-blown dementia. Take the organization “A is For…”, a feminist “reproductive rights” organization run by musician/writer Maureen Herman, actress Martha Plimpton, and the always-grating Lizz Winstead, co-creator of The Daily Show. “A is For…” […]

How Joe Biden Might Rephrase Famous Debate Quotes

* Ah, the excitement is in the air for the first vice-presidential debate, as one of the smartest members of Congress goes up against the man who makes Democrats sweat every time he starts to open his mouth. Even the most secular of Democrats will usually offer up a small prayer to God when Joe’s […]

Julianne Moore Gets $127,000 of Her Wealth Redistributed

* (AP) – In the feel-good celebrity story of the week, noted liberal activist and Democrat booster Julianne Moore had $127,000 worth of jewelry redistributed to the less fortunate, as construction work was being done on her pricey West Village brownstone in New York. It is widely believed that the wealth was redistributed by, and […]

Fact-Checkers Slam Romney for Upcoming Debate Performance

Denver, CO (AP) – As the first presidential debate approaches, Politifact.com and WashingtonPost.com have given Mitt Romney ratings of “Pants-on-Fire” and “4 Pinocchios” respectively for his forthcoming performance. “We give Romney’s upcoming debate performance a Pants-on-Fire rating” said Bill Adair of the fact-checking website Politifact.com.  “Romney’s comments at the debate will definitely be an exaggeration […]

OUCH! “Green Energy” Guy Abandons Obama Fundraiser for Lack of Interest

Poor Jay Cole. The Duluth “green energy” advocate (and local TV producer) had a beautiful dream: He was going to launch a 50-day fundraising quest, leading up to his 50th birthday, with the goal of raising one million dollars for the reelection of President Obama. He created the “Jay Cole for Obama” PAC, loaded his […]

Duo Responsible for Odd Obama Logo Also Drew This

* Lost in all the hubbub last week about the atrocious (and recently redacted) “redesigned flag” that the Obama campaign featured on its website as part of the “Artists for Obama” project, was one of the other four logos chosen by Team Obama. * * I can see no way to read this except “We […]

Team Obama Prepares for Convention by Posting Photo of Obama Staring at Dog’s Ass

I’m beginning to think the Obama campaign is losing it. I mean, I really think they’re losing their collective (and collectivist) minds.  What I can’t quite figure out, though, is, are they so resigned to defeat that they just don’t give a damn anymore, or are they so out-of-touch with reality that they think they […]

MSNBC: “What’s riskier than being poor in America?” Here are 50 examples…

* So, an MSNBC leftist loon screams at her guests, “What in the world is riskier than being a poor person in America?” Well, offhand, I can think of 50 things that are much, much riskier. Feel free to add some of your own in the comments section. 50 things that are riskier than being […]

Our “Obama Supporter Interviews Her 2008 Self” Video Nears Half-a-Million Views!

  From Fox News and The Washington Times to Red State and Breitbart, the viral phenomenon continues!

The Obama years recalled in 40 Clint Eastwood quotes

MoveOn.org is Casting for Actors…Non-Union Only!

(Update below) Well, this is rich. Uber-liberal MoveOn.org is apparently casting an uproariously funny and deeply insightful PSA (wait, I meant to say a tritely-clichéd and inanely superficial PSA), but – according to the URGENT casting notice placed today on the NYCastings.com website, the noble progressives at MoveOn are only accepting submissions from non-union talent. […]

Pelosi Redefines “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness;” Obamacare Lets You Be a “Painter”

* Speaking last Thursday at the national conference of the leftist organization “Campus Progress” (an arm of the Center for American Progress), Nancy Pelosi (who received the organization’s “Champion of Change Award”) rather creatively reinvented the meaning of “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” According to the former House speaker, the phrase applies perfectly […]

Obama’s “Butterfly Effect” Economics

“If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help….Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.” – President Barack Obama * During a recent speech in Roanoke, President Obama outlined, in stark, unmistakable terms, the economic theory by which he believes that […]

If Obama Had Been President During the Dot.Com Bubble Crisis (a speculative history)

(A White House press conferences convenes) President Obama: Good morning. When I took office four years ago, I inherited a devastating crisis from my predecessor, who, through a negligent lack of government regulation and oversight, had allowed stock prices for what we call “dot.com” companies to become dangerously inflated. When that bubble burst, and those […]

“Obama Utility Bill” Scam Leads to Discovery of Much Larger Swindle

By Rachel Zapata-Guevara Sheinblatz, Associated Press staff writer * (AP) – Authorities across the nation are searching for the culprits behind a scam that has bilked tens of thousands of people out of money and private information. As reported by MSNBC: The criminals have been marching across the country, making their way from state to […]