“Conservatives Hate Biracials” MSNBC Loon Changes Her Online Name to Hide!

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My Site Got Hacked!

From "South Park:" The Man with No Life. He plays World of Warcraft, and apparently, he also hacks my site.

Apparently I have attracted the attention of some folks who routinely do this to revisionist sites. Some charming individuals conducted what’s called a “denial of service attack,” which is engineered to slow a website to a crawl. Some well-meaning friends have attempted to alert me to the identities of the perpetrators, but the truth is, […]

Hollywood GOPs Ankle Holocaust Jew at Boffo Samarra Fest

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There’s an old tale, popularized by W. Somerset Maugham, but with roots in ancient times, called the “Appointment in Samarra.” I’ll summarize it. A wealthy dude sends his best servant to the marketplace to buy groceries. While picking out vegetables, the servant turns around to see the Grim Reaper.

NY Dem Strongarms Credit Cards to Ban “Racist Speech”

Assemblyman Hikind with Noah J. Hanft, General Counsel for MasterCard Worldwide (L) and Richard Santoro, MasterCard Worldwide’s VP of Government Affairs.

Race-Baiting at the L.A. Times: Still Race-y After All These Years

I stopped reading the L.A. Times in 2005, as a health precaution. My blood pressure was too high, and coming face to face every morning with the grotesque example of what passes for the “newspaper of record” in the city of my birth was not helping. Prior to going cold turkey, I had penned a […]

Duck Dynasty and Free Speech: “I Am the Maggot”

Pictured: Me not hawking my book.

Emmy-Winning Democrat Creates Anti-Christian “War on Christmas” Store

If you’ve ever wondered where those anti-Republican and anti-Christian jokes come from – the ones you see at the Academy Awards, on late-night talk shows, and pretty much everywhere else in Hollywood, look no further than David Feldman, a multiple Emmy Award-winning comedy writer (one of his Emmys was for his joke writing for the […]

NAACP Quietly Brings Back “Obama is a N****r” Official; Partners Him with AARP and AFL-CIO

Gatewood leads the coalition.

“Obama Porn” Flops at the Box Office

* Human beings have some odd sexual fetishes. My friend of over twenty-two years, Liz Lightspeed (no need to hide her identity – she’s very proud of, and public with, what she does) makes her money choking guys unconscious and being paid to pose with other women pretending to fight. Not entirely my thing, but […]

How Phony “Post-Massacre” Memes Are Created (and PLEASE stop falling for them)

* Want to learn a magic trick? Cool, here’s a real simple one, incredibly basic. Take a deck of cards – any deck – and palm one particular card (that is, cradle it in the palm of your hand). Have your “mark” shuffle the deck, cut the deck, basically do whatever they want to the […]

EXCLUSIVE! The Dept. of Defense to Women: Use “Humor” and “Dialogue” to Stop a Rape

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Olympic “Legend” Campaigns for Teachers Union-Backed Racist Candidate

As my regular readers (both of ‘em) know, I’ve been following this story since breaking it on February 4th. The United Teachers L.A. (UTLA), an NEA/AFT-affiliated union covering the nation’s second-largest school district, has officially endorsed a candidate for L.A. City Council, Ron Gochez, who is an activist and spokesman for an unashamedly racist organization […]

Masturbating Conservatives

Well, it’s Friday, and ol’ Dave is working blue. I remember reading an article in some highfalutin’ behavioral science journal many years ago about how chronic masturbators make lousy lovers. Something to do with how chronic tallywacking leads to a single-minded focus on self-pleasure, making any attempt at a union with a partner less than […]

Teachers Union Endorses L.A. Candidate Affiliated with Racist, Extremist Group

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Dept. of Interior Loon: “Policy Intervention” Needed to Save Mice from Cats (this is NOT satire)

Yesterday, I wrote a satirical post about “Anthropogenicists,” the pseudo-scientists who believe that humans are the cause of all earthly problems, from weather and climate anomalies to earthquakes, floods, volcanoes, tsunamis, hurricanes, and species extinction. To an Anthropogenicist, humans are the sole root of all evil. Because nothing bad – no earthquakes, no floods, no […]

“Obama Purging Military Leaders Who Won’t Fire on U.S. Citizens?” Conservative Rumor Control

“I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn’t believe anything.” David St. Hubbins, and a frighteningly increasing number of conservatives * Hidely-ho, conservarinos! It’s your long-suffering pal, Conservative Rumor Control (CRC), fighting a losing battle against false memes and idiotic […]

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Trader Joe’s Price Increases Due to California Taxes and Fees

* Hey California hippie liberals – if any of you dare to complain about the fact that Trader Joe’s iconic $1.99 “Two Buck Chuck” wines are no longer available in California at that price, you deserve to choke on your own sour grapes. Because it was you morons who gave the Dems in this state […]

MUST WATCH: NY Dem Votes for Gun Ban While Admitting Conservatives Are Right

* Well, this is odd. New York State Senator Ruben Diaz, Sr., while announcing that he had every intention of voting for S.2230, the draconian anti-gun “Democratic bill,” chided his fellow Democrats with a simple admonition: “It will not make a difference in the committing of crimes.” “I assure you, nothing’s gonna change. We have […]

When Lack of Bullets Might Have Prolonged a Massacre

Obama and the Democrats believe they can dictate to Americans just how many bullets are “enough” (just like they tell us how much soda is enough, how much candy is enough, how much salt is enough, etc., etc., etc.). Central to the Obama/Dem argument is that nobody “needs” high-capacity magazines for self defense. In response, […]

Top Ten Reasons to Stop Using the Holocaust in Anti Gun Control Memes

* The Top Ten Reasons to Stop Using the Holocaust in Anti Gun Control Memes: 1)  It’s not relevant. The Jews of Germany represented less than 1% of the pre-war German population (less than 500,000 people in a nation of 67 million). Even if every single Jew had a rifle, the Nazis had A F*CKING […]