How Jessica Biel’s Ass Stole Christmas (a true story)

Ah, Christmas…what wonders it brings to mind. Happy children, Santa Claus, trees strung with lights, and Jessica Biel’s ass. The latter might be unique to me. Yet I shall forever associate the Yuletide season with the rump of a very young Ms. Biel. The year was 1998, and my girlfriend Sarah May – oh, Sarah, […]

The Most Unintentionally Funny Congressional Holiday Video of 2011

Most of us have seen the “Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah” video released by Congressman Scott Rigell that went viral over the past few weeks. Well, late one night, during a break between Christmas, Hanukkah, and New Years festivities, I decided to check out the holiday videos of other members of Congress, just out of curiosity. It […]