How Jessica Biel’s Ass Stole Christmas (a true story)

Ah, Christmas…what wonders it brings to mind. Happy children, Santa Claus, trees strung with lights, and Jessica Biel’s ass. The latter might be unique to me. Yet I shall forever associate the Yuletide season with the rump of a very young Ms. Biel. The year was 1998, and my girlfriend Sarah May – oh, Sarah, […]

Drunk Kermit the Frog Slams Muppet Movie Anti-Oil Bias: “Muppets Are MADE of Petroleum!” (video)

Disney lawyers pulled this video within an hour of Kermit posting it, but TMZ obtained a copy. An obviously distraught (and intoxicated) Kermit the Frog slams the anti-oil bias in his latest film. Transcript below the video. . Kermit the frog here. I’m sorry if I sound a little tired…been up for 30 hours doing […]