How Jessica Biel’s Ass Stole Christmas (a true story)

Ah, Christmas…what wonders it brings to mind. Happy children, Santa Claus, trees strung with lights, and Jessica Biel’s ass. The latter might be unique to me. Yet I shall forever associate the Yuletide season with the rump of a very young Ms. Biel. The year was 1998, and my girlfriend Sarah May – oh, Sarah, […]