When people learn your political persuasion, do they respond in shock, “wait a minute – YOU’RE a Republican?”

Do you like your conservative politics mixed with a healthy dose of whiskey, fine cigars, and kick-ass rock n’ roll?

Do you live in a city filled with morons wearing Che t-shirts as they mindlessly cling to tattered, faded 2008 “Hope and Change” posters?

Then WELCOME, friend – this is the group for you! Unapologetically conservative, unashamedly lovin’ the nightlife!

In the words of Lieutenant Colonel Allen West, “We need to show people that it’s fun to be a conservative. We work hard, and we play hard.”

So join us – and let’s make the road to victory in 2012 a road trip to remember!